my soul mate is most likely a grilled cheese

(via i-suck-dick)


once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out. 

(Quelle: pinkvelourtracksuit, via i-suck-dick)


Wow, They Killed Another One Of My Favourite Characters, I Honestly Don’t Know What I Was Expecting: a novel by me

(via benbrucesbestfriend)



schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them

(Quelle: kanyewesticle, via electri-fyi)

“ tell ur dog i said hi
“ The person that makes you feel alive, is the person that can make you feel like you’re dying. What a fucking trap.